One Mustn’t Dilly Dalai

October 21, 2010

I missed my chance to buy tickets to see the Dalai Lama. Oh well, woulda coulda Buddha.
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Shower Curtain

October 13, 2010

I recently bought a new shower curtain. On the package, there was a label that outlined the proper washing instructions:  

Rinse with warm water, hang to dry

Puzzle in my Muzzle

September 3, 2010

I’ve just created a new recipe! I combined rhubarb, Bick’s pickles and cheese cubes.
I call it ‘Rhu-Bick’s Cubes’.

Clones?

August 20, 2010

Pretty Surreal

July 2, 2010

I just came home to find my framed Magritte painting had fallen off the wall. There’s glass, bowler hats and green apples everywhere.

Bingo!

June 25, 2010

Well, both the G8 and the G20 summits are in Toronto this weekend. I feel like I’m living on a Bingo card.

 

Clones?

May 23, 2010

Blu-Rry

May 23, 2010

I think “Blu-Ray” sounds way too much like “Blurry”. Perhaps it was chosen by a “focus” group. I wonder if these other possibilties were considered:

Fuz-Zay

Fog-Gee

Mur-Kay

Hay-Zee

Mys-Tay

INO

April 28, 2010

Purists often refer to the American-made Godzilla movie as GINO — Godzilla In Name Only. It just wasn’t the real thing.

So I guess the new Sherlock Holmes movie could be called SHINO — Sherlock Holmes In Name Only.

And what about that X-men spin-off, Wolverine? I say it’s Wolverine In Name Only, or WINO.

The new V TV series? VINO.

Have you seen Road House 2? Believe me, it’s RHINO.

I hear Disney is going to remake Bambi – I’m sure it’ll be BambINO.

Everyone pretty much agrees that the Fat Albert movie was Fat AlbINO.

And I’m not looking forward to the inevitable Dracula In Name Only — DraINO.

I prefer to stay out of the limelight. It makes me look green.