Poem #7

February 14, 2006

Hula Hoop,
X-Ray Specs,
Rubik’s Cube,
What is next?

Poem #6

December 19, 2005

I’m using my cel,

My very own cel phone.

Amusing myself,

Myself on my own.

Poem #5

December 4, 2005

Geology, zoology,

I’m goin’ back ta college-y.

Biology, psychology,

Ta get me lotsa knowledge-y.

Poem #4

September 2, 2005

Falsehoods, fibs and fabrications,

Fantasies, exaggerations!

Put-ons, cons, and pseudo-science,

Fairy tales and urban legends!

Flimflam, frauds, and forgery,

Scams and shams and perjury!

Double-dealing double-talk,

Twaddle, piffle, poppycock!

Humbug , hooey, claptrap,

Mumbo jumbo, load of crap!

Baloney, bunkum, boondoggle!

Hogwash, hokum, hornswoggle !

Poem #3

June 23, 2005

Nostradamus, Nosferatu,

You’ve got to do what you ought to.

Nosferatu, Nostradamus,

You promise, you promise, you promise?

Poem #2

June 21, 2005

Richard is a nudist.

Susan is a Buddhist.

Which one is the good-est?

Who’s the most tatooed-est?

Poem #1

June 19, 2005

Look inside the frigidaire,

You will see a midget there.

Fingernails are rigid hair,

Wedding rings are digit wear.