July 30, 2009

A deal between the city and striking garbage workers has been reached, but not ratified.

Which is good — because Toronto has already been plenty rat-ified.



July 17, 2009

I hAVE to ASk, why is the ‘cAPS LOCk’ key so dAMN CLose to the ‘A’ KEy?


Tower of Pizza

July 13, 2009

I ate too much pizza. It gave me pizzarrhea.

And now I have pizzarrhoids.