What’s my sign?
I always thought I was a Sagittarius.
Turns out, I’m actually an Ophiuchus.
You see, the sun passes through 13 constellations in a year, not 12 as astrologers would have you believe. The constellation Ophiuchus the Snake Handler is there, in between Scorpius the Scorpion and Sagittarius the Archer. So if you were born between Nov 30th and Dec 17th, like me, you’re an Ophiuchus.
In fact, all of the star signs are off, and have been so for centuries, due to the precession of the equinoxes.
But, no big deal – I’m still me, you’re still you, and astrology is still crap.