February 12, 2008

I’ve realized that pretty much every story conforms to the following structure:


1) Yoo-hoo!

2) Boo-hoo!


3) Woo-hoo!


As in:

Introduction (Yoo-hoo!)

Crisis (Boo-hoo!)

Resolution (Woo-hoo!)


For example:

Boy meets Girl (Yoo-hoo!)

Boy loses Girl (Boo-hoo!)

Boy gets Girl (Woo-hoo!)


So there you go.


Bird Pun

February 8, 2008

Did you hear about the bird who had no beak?

He had impeccable taste!