Mediocre Movies

June 23, 2007

Sometimes a movie does not fully deliver on its promises. It isn’t quite everything it wants to be. In a case like this, I think the movie’ s title should be edited to reflect its shortcomings.

Here are my suggestions:

A Lifeless, Ordinary

Almost All the President’s Men

Bruce Alrighty

Die Hardly

Half Full Monty

Hurt Bill

I Think I Know What You Did Last Summer

Medium Overdrive

Muder Mostly Foul

Partial Recall

Polar Expressionless

The Second Last Starfighter

Some Like It Lukewarm

Sum of Some Fears

The Postman Frequently Rings Twice

True Fibs

2001: a Space Promenade

Walking Average Height