Condo Chicks

April 26, 2007

Two years ago, I was told the fastest-growing segment of the condo-buying market was single women. I was intrigued. Aroused, even. I couldn’t wait to own a condo! So I bought one!

Two years later, it’s obvious that single women meant widowed grandmothers. Old ladies with dead husbands.

But it’s all good. They’re not called sexagenarians for nothing. 😛


Look Both Ways

April 17, 2007

You should always look both ways before crossing your eyes.

Although, now that I think of it — if you cross your eyes, I guess you are looking both ways.


April 13, 2007

“Triskaidekaphobia” is the fear of the number 13.

“Friggatriskaidekaphobia” is the fear of Friday the 13th.

“Friggatriskaidekaphilia” is the love of Friday the 13th, especially if it’s a payday! Like today!