Walking Into a Bar

September 30, 2006

An amnesiac walks into a bar and says, “Do I come here often?”

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, “I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.”

A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”

A neutron walks into a bar. The bartender gives him a beer and says, “For you, no charge.”

A bar is walked into by a man, and says, “Don’t change the subject.”

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.


My Inner Tube Child

September 4, 2006

My inner child loves to play on my inner tube.