Quantum Mechanics Joke

January 28, 2006

Werner Heisenberg is driving on the highway, when he is pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks “Sir, do you know how fast you were going?”
Heisenberg says “No, officer, but I know where I’m going.”
 

Philosophy Joke

January 26, 2006

Rene Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, aren’t you Blaise Pascal?”
Descartes says “I think not!” and disappears.
 

Relativity Joke

January 25, 2006

Albert Einstein is on a train. A fellow passenger approaches him and says “Pardon me sir, does New York City stop at this train?”