Hogging the Ground

February 2, 2012

Bill Murray saw his shadow. That means six more weeks of Groundhog Day.


Teat Treat

September 26, 2011

Apparently, Milk Duds were named after men’s nipples.

Foiled Again

September 4, 2011

Early last century, tin foil was replaced by the more affordable and durable aluminum foil.

When, then, haven’t conspiracy theorists switched to aluminum foil hats?


April 27, 2011

I just read a thrilling  biography. It was Ariel Paige-Turner.

Meow Culpa

April 25, 2011

How come “cat-napping” means “taking a short nap” and not “stealing a cat”?

2-in-1 Movies

April 24, 2011

Die Hard Target

The Empire Strikes Back to the Future

A Beautiful Megamind

The Scorpion King’s Speech

How to Train Your Girl with the Dragon Tattoo

The Dolores Claiborne Identity

Reservoir Dogs go to Heaven

There’s Swamp Thing About Mary

Galaxy Quest for Fire

Raging Bull Durham

Star Shrek

Get Shorty to the Greek

Joy Luck Fight Club

Johnny Mnemento

The Waterworld According to Garp

Dumb and Dumbo

Jesus Christ Superbad

Sleepy Hollow Man

When Dirty Harry Met Sally

The Truman Centipede

I, Robot, Am Legend

Soylent Green Mile

Capricorn One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest

Twelve Angry Monkeys


March 13, 2011

I like the word “fireplace”. It sounds like a caveman word.

“Me put tree-arm in fireplace”.

From now on, I’ll be referring to the swimming pool as the “waterplace” and the kitchen as the “foodplace”.


March 6, 2011

Mo Problems

November 26, 2010

Huh. Apparently the “mo” in “Movember” is actually for “moustache” and not “mono brow.” Anyone have a razor I can borrow?


November 9, 2010

Don’t blame BP for the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. Boston Pizza had nothing to do with it.